Count Down To D-Day:
Saving The Gene Pool, One Idiot at a Time!
 

Welcome to the Home of the Darwinatrix!

Hero for The Intelligencia, Bane of the Ignorant masses!

The Darwinatrix is a Heroine for the new Millennium.

Of course you've heard of the Darwin Awards... that honorary salutation we, the intellectual elite bestow upon those woeful ignorami who improve the human genome by accidentally remove themselves from it...

But really... IS that enough?

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Do the idiocracy of our society truly deserve a postmortem accolade?

How recently was it when you last saw a motorcycle daredevil weaving between cars at 8 times the posted speed in a high traffic area, and wondered to yourself, how long until that moron causes a 4-lane bottleneck with a rubberjam of the mangled corpse that results from wreckage created by that idiot's recklessness?

How often do you shake your head imagining that ONE story of a teenager meeting his end surfing elevator cables or trains ought to be enough to deter the 3 of his friends who followed in his wake, and then ended up following, quite literally, in his wake?

 

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Do you ever marvel about the stories behind the reason corporations have been inspired to label their products with such warnings as:

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Don't blame the company for this one... blame the parents.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." (Holy Hannah... was there ACTUALLY a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On packaging for a clothes iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (There's got to be an interesting story attached to this...)

On Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Hey, no, really... just the other day I was saying to some friends, you know... we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off forklifts.)

Makes you ask, what IS this world coming to???

 

It's enough to make your blood boil,

                                                         your brain ache,

                                                                               ...and to test the limits of your sense that humanity as a species has come so far...

 

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In a world where our culture has gone

                                     ...from the Beatles the Back Street Boys...

...from Phil Donahue to Jerry Springer...

 

The whole planet cries out for an answer!  Our unborn children sigh for a better way...

                   Our world desperately needs a hero...

 

That hero is coming...

                                        Our world NEEDS...

THE DARWINATRIX!

The Darwinatrix, a menace to those among our race who never quite escaped the neandrathal age... is already on the prowl.   Her stories will be unleashed on the world in this new interesting and unique web comic,

January 4th, 2012

...just 173 years after the presentation of the first paper from Darwin's Journal collections detailing the effect of slowly rising land masses on a variety of mammal and bird specimens --the beginnings of his Evolutionary Theories-- to prodigious response from the Geological Society of London and the Zoological Society.

On the 173rd anniversary of this momentous event in the life of an extraordinary historical gentleman scientist which launched him from a celebrity in scientific circles, onto the path of becoming one of the more reknowned and accredited theorists of science in modern times,

you will be rewarded with the inaugural strip in what is sure to become your next new favorite online comic!

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